Saturday, June 11, 2011

Avatar - A series of Impossible events

1) There is a planet called Pandora - OK agreed, Every sci-fi movie
should have some other planet where life exists.

2) There is a alien tribe called Navi, which exists in that planet -
What fun is a planet in a sci-fi movie which does not have aliens in
it...Agreed too

3) There is a 5 months hyper sleep which a person needs
to go through to reach Pandora from Earth - I have seen Aliens, so the
concept of hypersleep is not new...after all this is a Cameroon movie.

4) There is a Human camp in Pandora, with all the equipments mind can
think of - This is fetching the story a little far away...But still
agreed

5) There is a Mineral called unobtainium - OMG,,,wait let me
digest this information

6) There is a project called Avatar - OK the
title suggests that

7) You can get into the Avatar by getting into a
jelly mass bed an closing your own coffin shaped stuff - Wait did i
hear it right...What kind of technology is that ...Should This movie be
retitled - A series of impossible events.

8) Things does not stop there - There is Eywa to come in the picture,
there is a Ikran, There is a Horse which you connect to and there is
all supernatural stuff the mind cannot imagine...

With all these impossibilities, revealed one after the another...the
movie unfolds with dramatic technology usage and a storyline which is
perfect till the end.

Only Cameroon could pull such series of impossibilities and spun them
into a story without affecting the storyline in anyway. Hats Off...This
is the Holy grail of all Sci-fi movies.

Avatar - A series of Impossible events

1) There is a planet called Pandora - OK agreed, Every sci-fi movie
should have some other planet where life exists.

2) There is a alien tribe called Navi, which exists in that planet -
What fun is a planet in a sci-fi movie which does not have aliens in
it...Agreed too 3) There is a 5 months hyper sleep which a person needs
to go through to reach Pandora from Earth - I have seen Aliens, so the
concept of hypersleep is not new...after all this is a Cameroon movie.

4) There is a Human camp in Pandora, with all the equipments mind can
think of - This is fetching the story a little far away...But still
agreed 5) There is a Mineral called unobtainium - OMG,,,wait let me
digest this information 6) There is a project called Avatar - OK the
title suggests that 7) You can get into the Avatar by getting into a
jelly mass bed an closing your own coffin shaped stuff - Wait did i
hear it right...What kind of technology is that ...Should This movie be
retitled - A series of impossible events.

8) Things does not stop there - There is Eywa to come in the picture,
there is a Ikran, There is a Horse which you connect to and there is
all supernatural stuff the mind cannot imagine...

With all these impossibilities, revealed one after the another...the
movie unfolds with dramatic technology usage and a storyline which is
perfect till the end.

Only Cameroon could pull such series of impossibilities and spun them
into a story without affecting the storyline in anyway. Hats Off...This
is the Holy grail of all Sci-fi movies.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Reasons why Hangover 2 is terribly funny

1) It is terribly funny, that a whole movie can be a spoiler. Had you seen part 1, this is a carbon copy of that...except the tiger is replaced by a monkey and Vegas is replaced by Bangkok....andd hey hold on...Allen also gets his head shaved...how F%%%g amazing and different.

2) It is terribly funny, that the movie was able to pull off with a Thai cast, that did not know the basics of acting...especially Mason Lee (Teddy) looked like he was having a vacation with a smile on his face always. Very polite of him that even after losing his finger he was happily smiling and exchanging niceties with his fellow hooligans.

3) It is terribly funny, that the movie makes you puke...the glitz and glamour of Vegas is replaced with the slums of Bangkok, the Sl%%y beauatiful chicks of Vegas are replaced by a bunch of Trannies, and of course the tiger is replaced by a monkey that can smoke....How funny.

4) It is terribly funny, that the entire movie can be a harrasment and goofy, slapstick so called comedies which make one gruntle than laugh....Monks are harassed, underaged kids harassed and even the spectators get harrased.


5) It is terribly funny, that we chose this movie over Kung Fu panda 2 over the memorial weekend on the very first day.